Question by police: At the doctor’s office they always ask why you are there,?
> At the doctor’s office they constantly ask why you are there,
and you have to answer in front of others and at times it is embarrassing.
There is nothing worse than a Doctor’s Receptionist who insists you tell her
what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have
experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

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> An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
desk…. The Receptionist stated, “Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor
for nowadays?” “There’s something wrong with my dick”, he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and stated, “You shouldn’t come into a
crowded waiting room and say points like that.” “Why not? You asked
me what was wrong and I told you,” he stated. The Reception ist replied
“You’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of folks. You ought to
have stated there is something wrong with your ear or something a nd dis cussed
the difficulty further with Physician in private.” The man replied, “You
shouldn’t ask people questions in a room full strangers, if the answer could
embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited many minutes and then
re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, “Yes?” ”
There is some thing wrong with my ear”, he stated. The Receptionist nodded aprovingly
and smiled, realizing he had taken her guidance. “And what is wrong with your
ear, Sir?” “I cannot piss out of it,” he replied. The waiting
room erupted in laughter.

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Answer by cats
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

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